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Textie With Bestie

Me: “Will you marry me? Aside from the whole not being physically attracted to you thing, we would make a killer team.”

“I already enjoy your company more than……… Anyone.”

Bestie: “We would pwn all the chores”

“While not on book tour”

Me: “Fuck yeah. We’d be like Martha Stewart on coke.”

“Only less crafty and more sarcastic”

Bestie: “More winey”

Me: “Cheers to that”

Bestie: “Chhhhheeers”

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